Wow, Haley's braces keep getting more hardcore and adorable every year. Those clear retainer things everyone has now are lame as shit compared to the gnarly hardware this adorable, top-shelf fuck puppet is sporting. Makes you want to just coat every nook and cranny of her teeth with sperm and brush her teeth with your dick, so when she goes home and actually brushes her teeth, it'll take forever for her to get the sperm out, and she'll never feel totally clean, with your sperm living and dying inside the little crevasses between her teeth and gums for weeks, most of them dying horrible deaths being disintegrated by her saliva and converted into yummy dietary protein that keeps her hot and healthy.
That's why her skin looks so healthy, from all the sperm she drinks. It's like milk, but on steroids. I'm surprised there aren't more studies on the health benefits of drinking tons of sperm. We do know that taking massive globs of jizz to the cervix on a regular basis is a natural anti-depressant, according to studies by science people who did a bunch of science things.
Speaking of jizzing inside Haley's entire digestive tract, the title of this vid is really confusing, misleading, and kind of weird. It almost sounds like a bukkake scene or something, when there isn't even a single dick or milliliter of Y-chromosomal DNA here. Did I miss a part where the dom pees on her as a sort of fake "squirt" orgasm or something?
I think you guys should start hiring native Engrish speakers to proofread and improve your copywriting. I don't think it costs THAT much does it, to hire one single English-speaking person in the creative and/or marketing/web department. Most of the native English speakers in Europe sound like they're LARPing as Harry Potter characters all the time for no reason, but I think you guys can still make do even with that level of cringe nerdery
I'm just kidding, British accents make me JIZZ... IN.. MY PANTS.
Just like Haley-Reed's dorky, brace-faced, adult, consensual giggling & laughter.
It was a bit hard to get into this scene though, for some reason. Maybe if the top was more of my type, it would compensate for me not having a vagina, in terms of me being able to bust fat loads that no one in lezdom scenes typically even ask for (I don't give a fuck though, my nut is here, it exists, it's too late to take it back, and its proud to line the interior of my lucky sock no matter what the haters say about it).
Didn't really have the same novelty or oomph that the Elise Graves & Mona Wales scene had to push me over the edge, though, two of my favorite kinky rope ladies, or whatever you call them, ahyuck. Can you imagine, both of your favorite bad bitches in the SAME two-part switch scene, swapping roles?! My godz.
The lady here is someone I would go down on if she was paying me money, or at least if I was just very slightly buzzed (one or two beers should be enough of an excuse), not if I was supposed to be paying her money. I speak from experience, having done nothing illegal, ever.
So maybe if I did a re-jerk and imagined myself as Haley Reed being a high-class BDSM sub escort for this lady to dom (let's set it in Night City, I guess, whatever), I would get off a bit harder, if my brain has that much spare processing power to get into character that much. Kind of a leap, but I like it.
Or, I guess the simpler solution would be to imagine myself as the lady using and abusing Haley. Except that - kind of a gap, more like a huge gaping chasm, in the immersion factor here - I have no idea what a vag feels like from a first-person perspective.
Other than... perhaps, what my reptilian brain can infer from that one time in Japan with the largest sample size of training data, where I aggressively sucked the life out of that one girl's clit, trying to smother it in its sleep with my lips and tongue, and motorboated her vag and asshole with my entire face (fully shaven at the time, obviously), and gave my tongue cramps trying to tunnel through her asshole into the creamy nougat center (stingy bitch), and variants and combination of the aforementioned, all for an hour and a half straight, and she just sat there expressionless, totally unaffected by any of it, glaring at me, judging me, like an icy, cold... bitchy... ice queen... bitch. So hot.
But then, to add insult to injury (against the good name of my clit-commanding), on the other hand, she would give in to uncontrollable light full-body shudders and shivers, and let out embarassing-sounding unintentional whimpers and moans by the third time that I successfully drank over 80% of her projectile bladder contents instantly on command, with the most minimal light spillage or waste she'd ever experienced. (Do 20% spillage just for aesthetic value, and to rub your forehead and eyes all over her vag and ass while she's peeing on you, just because it feels good, and it does feel good; trust me.)
So, clearly, she's not frigid. I think that dataset might be skewed a bit, though. That girl might have had some issues not apparent to me on the surface. WORTH IT.
I think the third piss swallow was the trigger that set her off because she tried to ambush me with the pee at a weird moment that time, trying to be a dick about it and mess with me, instead of ritualistically pre-announcing it as if she was saying "itadakimasu" before eating (such a unique cultural experience, getting peed on by strangers in Japan), and even then, I still calmly caught the initial stream (missed just the tip) and gulped it down effectively, efficiently, and without hesitation. For her, it must have been as if her clipboard consent form talk with me was her most successful one yet, having effectively automated a fully-functioning, piss-drinking robot made in the 100% realistic image of a vaguely ethnic-looking above-average white guy who religiously worships sloppy Japanese holes, stoically following her around like some kind of pussy-eating robot toilet-butler. (So meta. A robot-like guy-robot, who's actually in fact a guy and not a robot.)
So basically, I have no idea what it feels like to have a vagina or clit directly attached to my brain through my nervous system when they get off. We're still at least a few decades away from chromosome-swapping full-body genome replacement therapy (with only a 0.001% failure rate of creating supermutant kaijuu for Godzilla to fight; sounds legit). I just imagine vaginal and clitoral pleasure is more of a full-body thing, more so than having everything happen in mainly just the penis and brain for men. (We keep it simple and effective.)
Anyway, what I would obviously prefer to imagine when jerking to a scene like this, is to just be the third wheel also getting some head, etc., in the downtime, or, be in a 2-top gangbang, where the lady is just one of the brosephs alongside me, and we're both just tag-teaming the shit out of this tasty Floridian tart. That's why the strap-on parts can be quite $useful$ for the straight-male core customer base, I think, usually.
So what would you even call that facebang configuration? Not MFF. Not FMF. Maybe FFM? (So much female empowerment.) There's no way of knowing who's the top or bottom in conventional MF notation, though. I think we need some new acronyms. BDSM makes D and S already known (I don't care if the words are different). T for Top and B for Bottom looks like tuberculosis when you write them together. Hmm. Tough choice. FS-FD-MD?
Might be kind of weird for the guy to play second fiddle to the female top though; you'd expect the person with the cock to hog all the holes and steal the attention. I think for VR though, femsub-femdom-maledom scenes happen to work great, since the guy is forced to stand there stationary and silent the whole time, only able to thrust his pelvis or use his hands, and the femdom is much more free to walk around and do and say whatever she wants.
Then again, if the viewer is the one with the penis, they're going to want to see it penetrating the sub as much as possible. So some kind of back-and-forth spitroast rotation might work best as the meat & potatoes for a scene like that, if the femdom was to be more primary than the viewer's maledom. (Sounds like I'm describing some kind of somewhat realistic Tokyo sex-restaurant in the year 2050, where you spin the girl around on some kind of rotating table while tag teaming her with your co-ed office buddies; like conveyor-belt sushi, except at least 1.5 times as awesome.)
What might be cool is to kind of reverse that, and have the female as the viewer getting their virtual vagina eaten out (kind of like the Lorelei Lee scene here with Mona Wales as the viewer vag), but then also have a dude there also fucking the girl from behind. Or they can trade off, and he can put his dick in her mouth while she sits on your face. If it's for bisexual audiences you could also have the dude fucking the 1st-person viewer chick, but in terms of profitability, I don't think most straight guys would want some rando asshole with a dick to fuck them or put their dick in their face in their lesbian VR porn, unless for educational or scientific purposes.
Imagine, say, a polyamorous relationship with one straight (etc.) guy, and two bisexual girls who like each other but also both like the guy. That's actually somewhat realistic. So imagine people in normal relationships fantasizing about that kind of relationship, like a guy fantasizing about his GF's best friend who clearly likes him. Or, a girl fantasizing about her hot BFF fucking her and her boyfriend together, and all living together as one happy fuck-trio. Then, imagine providing that girl with that fantasy through porn. In hardcore BDSM format, I guess though, since this is the Kink forum. Kind of a leap there.
I guess, what I'm trying to say is, there's probably some sort of evolutionary biological drive that would make MFF porn somehow inherently arousing to many female porn viewers, since the overwhelming majority of women are attracted to men, while a British study using brain scans determined almost 2/3 of women are also attracted to other women to some degree, but most just simply wouldn't act on it. I dunno if that's just British women or what. Maybe British women are more predisposed to closet lesbianism than other populations? Someone should re-duplicate that study.
So many girls nowadays are voluntarily turning lesbian (I guess from those 2/3 activating their latent lesbianism), simply because lesbian porn can much more easily transfer so many things from mainstream porn, whereas porn for women involving dicks is so hard to get to a similar level of addictiveness as all the visual eye-candy porn tailored for the male brain, since all of those other turn-on factors about men for women are hard to cram into just one hour of nastiness. A lot of the things about women that turn on guys also happen to turn on a huge portion of lesbians, so you can just swap out the previous viewer's dick for the next viewer's vagina, and have a minimum viable product, but on the flipside, you can't just swap out the bottom girl for a dude top (or a dude bottom, etc.), and then just expect the dude to turn women on to a similarly commercially viable degree, if he's just doing the same stuff that women do inside porn aimed at men. It's like a completely different paradigm, whereas lesbian porn has so much more crossover.
So what we need to do is, inject loads of dicks into a larger percentage of some of the most awesome lesbian fetish porn brought to you by Kink VR (TM), and give it to all those porn-addicted girls who've been letting their natural love for dicks slowly get overshadowed by the awesomeness of lesbian porn getting them off more than mainstream porn-for-men gets them off, and have it remind them how much they still do like to suck and take dick, and how awesome it is to be loved on by a strong, confident, low-key considerate & attentive man, who makes them feel safe and forget all the negative cluttered thoughts in the back of her brain, especially if he looks like a male underwear model.
And the more that girls remember how much they love dick, the higher the chances they'll want one of those dicks to someday confess its love to their Fallopian tubes with a fat load of DNA-filled tapioca pudding sloshing around inside their fetal penthouse suite, and help them manufacture hordes of evil tiny people who can also make more evil tiny people when they get bigger, so that the species doesn't run out of people like Haley and this other lady for everyone to have all types of sex with once they turn 18, or 40, or whatever.
We should also have POV femdom porn where the femdom basically... r-words... girls and guys in the face with her vag, as if they're the female version of Tommy Pistol, Bryan Gozzling, or Johnny Bravo. People might call that female empowerment, but I consider it male empowerment. I need to get fucked in the face by beautiful women with delicious vaginas. The more beautiful women with delicious vaginas see other beautiful women with delicious vaginas facefucking people mercilessly like crazed, deranged psychopaths and not even giving a fuck, the more beautiful women with delicious vaginas there will be to fuck me in the face with their delicious vaginas at work or in a dark alleyway when I least expect it. Male power.
Anyway, pretty decent scene, though not my favorite lezdom on here. Hail Haley.
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I wish there would be more variety in kinkvr videos. Would love to see lesbian wrestling (ideally with BDSM built in) and foot tickling.
awesome, can we just put Arabelle in every video? Haley was great as well
Wow, Haley's braces keep getting more hardcore and adorable every year. Those clear retainer things everyone has now are lame as shit compared to the gnarly hardware this adorable, top-shelf fuck puppet is sporting. Makes you want to just coat every nook and cranny of her teeth with sperm and brush her teeth with your dick, so when she goes home and actually brushes her teeth, it'll take forever for her to get the sperm out, and she'll never feel totally clean, with your sperm living and dying inside the little crevasses between her teeth and gums for weeks, most of them dying horrible deaths being disintegrated by her saliva and converted into yummy dietary protein that keeps her hot and healthy.
That's why her skin looks so healthy, from all the sperm she drinks. It's like milk, but on steroids. I'm surprised there aren't more studies on the health benefits of drinking tons of sperm. We do know that taking massive globs of jizz to the cervix on a regular basis is a natural anti-depressant, according to studies by science people who did a bunch of science things.
Speaking of jizzing inside Haley's entire digestive tract, the title of this vid is really confusing, misleading, and kind of weird. It almost sounds like a bukkake scene or something, when there isn't even a single dick or milliliter of Y-chromosomal DNA here. Did I miss a part where the dom pees on her as a sort of fake "squirt" orgasm or something?
I think you guys should start hiring native Engrish speakers to proofread and improve your copywriting. I don't think it costs THAT much does it, to hire one single English-speaking person in the creative and/or marketing/web department. Most of the native English speakers in Europe sound like they're LARPing as Harry Potter characters all the time for no reason, but I think you guys can still make do even with that level of cringe nerdery
I'm just kidding, British accents make me JIZZ... IN.. MY PANTS.
Just like Haley-Reed's dorky, brace-faced, adult, consensual giggling & laughter.
It was a bit hard to get into this scene though, for some reason. Maybe if the top was more of my type, it would compensate for me not having a vagina, in terms of me being able to bust fat loads that no one in lezdom scenes typically even ask for (I don't give a fuck though, my nut is here, it exists, it's too late to take it back, and its proud to line the interior of my lucky sock no matter what the haters say about it).
Didn't really have the same novelty or oomph that the Elise Graves & Mona Wales scene had to push me over the edge, though, two of my favorite kinky rope ladies, or whatever you call them, ahyuck. Can you imagine, both of your favorite bad bitches in the SAME two-part switch scene, swapping roles?! My godz.
The lady here is someone I would go down on if she was paying me money, or at least if I was just very slightly buzzed (one or two beers should be enough of an excuse), not if I was supposed to be paying her money. I speak from experience, having done nothing illegal, ever.
So maybe if I did a re-jerk and imagined myself as Haley Reed being a high-class BDSM sub escort for this lady to dom (let's set it in Night City, I guess, whatever), I would get off a bit harder, if my brain has that much spare processing power to get into character that much. Kind of a leap, but I like it.
Or, I guess the simpler solution would be to imagine myself as the lady using and abusing Haley. Except that - kind of a gap, more like a huge gaping chasm, in the immersion factor here - I have no idea what a vag feels like from a first-person perspective.
Other than... perhaps, what my reptilian brain can infer from that one time in Japan with the largest sample size of training data, where I aggressively sucked the life out of that one girl's clit, trying to smother it in its sleep with my lips and tongue, and motorboated her vag and asshole with my entire face (fully shaven at the time, obviously), and gave my tongue cramps trying to tunnel through her asshole into the creamy nougat center (stingy bitch), and variants and combination of the aforementioned, all for an hour and a half straight, and she just sat there expressionless, totally unaffected by any of it, glaring at me, judging me, like an icy, cold... bitchy... ice queen... bitch. So hot.
But then, to add insult to injury (against the good name of my clit-commanding), on the other hand, she would give in to uncontrollable light full-body shudders and shivers, and let out embarassing-sounding unintentional whimpers and moans by the third time that I successfully drank over 80% of her projectile bladder contents instantly on command, with the most minimal light spillage or waste she'd ever experienced. (Do 20% spillage just for aesthetic value, and to rub your forehead and eyes all over her vag and ass while she's peeing on you, just because it feels good, and it does feel good; trust me.)
So, clearly, she's not frigid. I think that dataset might be skewed a bit, though. That girl might have had some issues not apparent to me on the surface. WORTH IT.
I think the third piss swallow was the trigger that set her off because she tried to ambush me with the pee at a weird moment that time, trying to be a dick about it and mess with me, instead of ritualistically pre-announcing it as if she was saying "itadakimasu" before eating (such a unique cultural experience, getting peed on by strangers in Japan), and even then, I still calmly caught the initial stream (missed just the tip) and gulped it down effectively, efficiently, and without hesitation. For her, it must have been as if her clipboard consent form talk with me was her most successful one yet, having effectively automated a fully-functioning, piss-drinking robot made in the 100% realistic image of a vaguely ethnic-looking above-average white guy who religiously worships sloppy Japanese holes, stoically following her around like some kind of pussy-eating robot toilet-butler. (So meta. A robot-like guy-robot, who's actually in fact a guy and not a robot.)
So basically, I have no idea what it feels like to have a vagina or clit directly attached to my brain through my nervous system when they get off. We're still at least a few decades away from chromosome-swapping full-body genome replacement therapy (with only a 0.001% failure rate of creating supermutant kaijuu for Godzilla to fight; sounds legit). I just imagine vaginal and clitoral pleasure is more of a full-body thing, more so than having everything happen in mainly just the penis and brain for men. (We keep it simple and effective.)
Anyway, what I would obviously prefer to imagine when jerking to a scene like this, is to just be the third wheel also getting some head, etc., in the downtime, or, be in a 2-top gangbang, where the lady is just one of the brosephs alongside me, and we're both just tag-teaming the shit out of this tasty Floridian tart. That's why the strap-on parts can be quite $useful$ for the straight-male core customer base, I think, usually.
So what would you even call that facebang configuration? Not MFF. Not FMF. Maybe FFM? (So much female empowerment.) There's no way of knowing who's the top or bottom in conventional MF notation, though. I think we need some new acronyms. BDSM makes D and S already known (I don't care if the words are different). T for Top and B for Bottom looks like tuberculosis when you write them together. Hmm. Tough choice. FS-FD-MD?
Might be kind of weird for the guy to play second fiddle to the female top though; you'd expect the person with the cock to hog all the holes and steal the attention. I think for VR though, femsub-femdom-maledom scenes happen to work great, since the guy is forced to stand there stationary and silent the whole time, only able to thrust his pelvis or use his hands, and the femdom is much more free to walk around and do and say whatever she wants.
Then again, if the viewer is the one with the penis, they're going to want to see it penetrating the sub as much as possible. So some kind of back-and-forth spitroast rotation might work best as the meat & potatoes for a scene like that, if the femdom was to be more primary than the viewer's maledom. (Sounds like I'm describing some kind of somewhat realistic Tokyo sex-restaurant in the year 2050, where you spin the girl around on some kind of rotating table while tag teaming her with your co-ed office buddies; like conveyor-belt sushi, except at least 1.5 times as awesome.)
What might be cool is to kind of reverse that, and have the female as the viewer getting their virtual vagina eaten out (kind of like the Lorelei Lee scene here with Mona Wales as the viewer vag), but then also have a dude there also fucking the girl from behind. Or they can trade off, and he can put his dick in her mouth while she sits on your face. If it's for bisexual audiences you could also have the dude fucking the 1st-person viewer chick, but in terms of profitability, I don't think most straight guys would want some rando asshole with a dick to fuck them or put their dick in their face in their lesbian VR porn, unless for educational or scientific purposes.
Imagine, say, a polyamorous relationship with one straight (etc.) guy, and two bisexual girls who like each other but also both like the guy. That's actually somewhat realistic. So imagine people in normal relationships fantasizing about that kind of relationship, like a guy fantasizing about his GF's best friend who clearly likes him. Or, a girl fantasizing about her hot BFF fucking her and her boyfriend together, and all living together as one happy fuck-trio. Then, imagine providing that girl with that fantasy through porn. In hardcore BDSM format, I guess though, since this is the Kink forum. Kind of a leap there.
I guess, what I'm trying to say is, there's probably some sort of evolutionary biological drive that would make MFF porn somehow inherently arousing to many female porn viewers, since the overwhelming majority of women are attracted to men, while a British study using brain scans determined almost 2/3 of women are also attracted to other women to some degree, but most just simply wouldn't act on it. I dunno if that's just British women or what. Maybe British women are more predisposed to closet lesbianism than other populations? Someone should re-duplicate that study.
So many girls nowadays are voluntarily turning lesbian (I guess from those 2/3 activating their latent lesbianism), simply because lesbian porn can much more easily transfer so many things from mainstream porn, whereas porn for women involving dicks is so hard to get to a similar level of addictiveness as all the visual eye-candy porn tailored for the male brain, since all of those other turn-on factors about men for women are hard to cram into just one hour of nastiness. A lot of the things about women that turn on guys also happen to turn on a huge portion of lesbians, so you can just swap out the previous viewer's dick for the next viewer's vagina, and have a minimum viable product, but on the flipside, you can't just swap out the bottom girl for a dude top (or a dude bottom, etc.), and then just expect the dude to turn women on to a similarly commercially viable degree, if he's just doing the same stuff that women do inside porn aimed at men. It's like a completely different paradigm, whereas lesbian porn has so much more crossover.
So what we need to do is, inject loads of dicks into a larger percentage of some of the most awesome lesbian fetish porn brought to you by Kink VR (TM), and give it to all those porn-addicted girls who've been letting their natural love for dicks slowly get overshadowed by the awesomeness of lesbian porn getting them off more than mainstream porn-for-men gets them off, and have it remind them how much they still do like to suck and take dick, and how awesome it is to be loved on by a strong, confident, low-key considerate & attentive man, who makes them feel safe and forget all the negative cluttered thoughts in the back of her brain, especially if he looks like a male underwear model.
And the more that girls remember how much they love dick, the higher the chances they'll want one of those dicks to someday confess its love to their Fallopian tubes with a fat load of DNA-filled tapioca pudding sloshing around inside their fetal penthouse suite, and help them manufacture hordes of evil tiny people who can also make more evil tiny people when they get bigger, so that the species doesn't run out of people like Haley and this other lady for everyone to have all types of sex with once they turn 18, or 40, or whatever.
We should also have POV femdom porn where the femdom basically... r-words... girls and guys in the face with her vag, as if they're the female version of Tommy Pistol, Bryan Gozzling, or Johnny Bravo. People might call that female empowerment, but I consider it male empowerment. I need to get fucked in the face by beautiful women with delicious vaginas. The more beautiful women with delicious vaginas see other beautiful women with delicious vaginas facefucking people mercilessly like crazed, deranged psychopaths and not even giving a fuck, the more beautiful women with delicious vaginas there will be to fuck me in the face with their delicious vaginas at work or in a dark alleyway when I least expect it. Male power.
Anyway, pretty decent scene, though not my favorite lezdom on here. Hail Haley.