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No Hoes Go to Waste

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    Everything about this girl is absolutely beautiful, and her pathetic begging is so adorable, so I really wonder how this guy could have possibly fucked up so badly that he comes to a porn shoot at can't even get a quasi-boner for the entire first half of the entire main intro blowjob.

    Either he jerked right beforehand because he thought it would make him last longer, or he's trying to give himself some kind of elaborate conversion therapy for religious reasons or whatever, or maybe he just doesn't like pasty white girls with weird hair (I do; to each his own), but either way (probably the first one), I'm glad there were enough boner shots in this scene to not hurt Rodeo Ryder's/Mx. Kitten's career too much unnecessarily.

    I do like seeing girls sucking limp dicks from time to time, but this went on so long it got really awkward. She even says out loud "That's the dick I wanted" (in a ladylike, a non-emasculating way) after he finally gets it up.

    If you guys have exhausted your genre rotation for her or however it works, please at least recommend her to other studios (like the Badoink network ones at least, for example), to get her more work.

    Her perfect form has already been sacrificed at the altar of transatlantic mass-ejaculation, so let's fill up some lakes with more sacrificial incel jizz offered as holy tribute to Mx, or however the fuck you say her weird ass name.

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    edited September 2022

    I love the hair, by the way. I don't know if I like this hair better, or her natural-colored pigtails from the Pope scene. I think actually, I like them both equally, and I like it even more that she did both of them in different scenes.

    I love the traditional, natural, wholesome country girl look, but I also love the artistic statement of the futuristic punk/metal Cyberpunk anime hair at the same time. Then again, braided pigtails is also an artistic statement in and of itself.

    If Ryder and Zoe still have the same red & blue short/long contrast hair from their scenes at the same time, they would go great together in the same scene for that red/blue contrast with the same/similar short/long styles.

    On top of that, if Little Spittle still has their platinum bleach blonde going too, you could have red, white, AND blue.

    How about, maybe, a cowgirl/boy-themed scene with the three of them, where they wear sexy, adorable cowgirl/boy hats, and skimpy Wild West-themed cowgirl/boy outfits, and they ride each others' strap-ons cowgirl/boy-style like one of those mechanical bulls in dusty country bars, while inside the barn-themed dungeon with the bales of hay that the Penny Pax scene was in, and you can do edits that switch between multiple camera angles when they're spitroasting each other.

    THIS. IS. AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

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